Canny Caption Competition

Canny Acts outstanding re-interpretation of Beauty and the Beast contained many memorable moments, but those who saw Beaut's two ugly sisters in full flow are unlikely to forget the experience in a very long time. (And not without a great deal of therapy too).
Click here to add your caption to this picture of Gertie Galoot and Sarah Snoot, or to see the captions already added. There will be a very lovely prize for the best one.
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"mine are bigger than yours"

"mine are bigger than yours"

"What do you recon Denis, an

"What do you recon Denis, an inswinger, an outswinger, or a googly?"

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"These Lidl breast implants are uneven..."

That reminds me - how has

That reminds me - how has your husband been since his operation?

They say, if you peel the

They say, if you peel the layers away, it helps you find the woman inside you.

I've seen bigger!?

I've seen bigger!?

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Best not let Hilda see them, they'll end up in some old bird!

Now Denis has gone TOO far

Now Denis has gone TOO far with this " I want to be a woman " thing - it was only supposed to be for one night!

Dinnae squeeze them too

Dinnae squeeze them too ticht Sarah, it's enough tae mak yer een water!

"Do you think we could get

"Do you think we could get a part time job at the "Well Man Clinic" after this performance Gertie?

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Gertie saying-"No wonder you`ve got tears in your eyes,those are not onions you`re peeling."

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